Shocker, right? Of course Käj’s Christmas gift is something he made. Oh—and he’s still working on it? No freaking way.

You won’t find any diamonds, shoes, or fancy wedge pillows here; just a website that will eventually help you earn enough to buy diamonds, shoes, fancy wedge pillows—maybe even some cool stuff for your husband (but only if he finishes what he started).

Merry Christmas, Murph!

—Käj